Just Loved these lines written by Sophia Loren (Actress)... "When I got enough confidence, the stage was gone….. When I was sure of Losing, I won……. When I needed People the most, they Left me……. When I learnt to dry my Tears, I found a shoulder to Cry on…… When I mastered the Skill of Hating, Someone started Loving me from the core of the Heart…… And, while waiting for Light for Hours when I fell asleep, the Sun came out….. That’s LIFE!! No matter what you Plan, you never know what Life has Planned for you…… Success introduces you to the World But Failure introduces the World to you… Always be Happy!! Often when we lose Hope and think this is the end… God smiles from above and says- “Relax sweetheart; It’s just a Bend, not the End..!"(sanjay Bangal please read it and go with confidence.Happy tomorrow )
Friday, 28 April 2017
Possible only in India
SOME IRONIES THAT CAN EXIST ONLY IN INDIA
1) Politicians Divide us, Terrorists Unite us
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2) Every one is in a hurry, but no one reaches in time
3) Priyanka Chopra earned more money playing Mary Kom, than the Mary Kom earned in her entire career.
4) Its dangerous to talk to strangers, but it's perfectly ok to marry one
5) Most people who fight over Gita and Quran, have probably never read any of them
6) We rather spend more on our daughter's wedding than on her education
7)The shoes we wear are sold in airconditioned showrooms, the vegetables we eat are sold on the footpath..
8) Most of the guys who are ignored by Girls in young life, are actually the nicest and better husband material :)
9) We live in a country where seeing a policeman makes us nervous rather than feeling safe
10) In IAS exam, a person writes a brilliant 1500 words essay about how Dowry is a social evil. Impresses everyone and cracks the exam.One year later same person demands a dowry of 1 crore, because he is an IAS officer.
11) Indians are very shy and still are 121 Crore.
12) Indians are obsessed with screen guards on their smartphones even though most come with scratch proof Gorilla Glass but never bother wearing a helmet while riding their bikes.
13) Indian Society teaches
'Not to Get Raped', rather 'Don't Rape' !
14) Reserved people get more benefit than deserve people...!
15) The worst movies earn the most
16) It is shallow to ask for dowry but prospective bridegrooms should make six or seven figured salaries , preferably settled in U.S.
17) A porn-star is accepted in society as a celebrity, but a rape victim is not even accepted as a normal human being.
Best ever lines:
Try to understand people before trusting them ...
Because we are living in such a world, where artificial lemon flavor is used for "WELCOME DRINK"
and real lemon is used in "FINGER BOWL"...!!
Satan and HR Manager
One day while walking down the street a highly successful HR Manager was hit by a bus and she died.
Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was greeted by God himself.
"Welcome to Heaven," said God.
"Well, what we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in."
"Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven", said the woman.
"Sorry, we have rules. You will have to stay in hell and haven one day each and then to give your preference"
And with that God put the HR Manager in an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell.
The doors opened and she found herself stepping out into the hell with a beautiful golf course. And a country club and standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow executives that she had worked with and they were well dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. they talked about old times.
She met the Devil who was really a nice guy and she was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave.
Everybody waved goodbye as she got on the elevator.
The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found God waiting for her.
"Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said. So she spent the next 24 hours around on clouds and playing the harp and singing.
She had a great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and God came and got her.
"So, you've spent a day in hell and in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity,"
The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell."
So God escorted her to the elevator and again she went down-down-down back to Hell.
When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth.
She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks.
The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her.
"I don't understand," stammered the woman, "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable."
The Devil looked at her smiled and said:
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*"Yesterday we were recruiting you, today you're an employee".😁😁😁*
☝Dedicated to all companies...
(Dedicated to all HR IN GENERAL AND MY DEAREST GUDAPPA VENKY SNIBA SAN IN PARTICULAR)
Divide and Rule
1st Employee:Sir I am very glad you r my manager.
Manager: Thank you. But beware of other employees..
2nd employee: Sir u r the best..
Manager: Thank you.. My dear u r best one.. But beware of 1st Employee....
3rd Employee: Sir what r u doing?
Manger: Dear u r my best employee...these two r complaining about u and ur work...
3rd Employee: ooh sir thanks u for ur support.. Now see what I am doing with these 2...
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Manager:-😌now relax.....
How smart I am......
These all r stupid..
They're thinking I am best for them.. But I am doing my best work... For achieving my goal....
This is called divide and rule....
(THIS IS NOT ONLY APPLICABLE IN JOB SCENARIO BUT IN OTHER RELATIONS TOO)
Sunday, 9 April 2017
What goes out comes back
Bit lengthy but worth a read.
His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help coming from a nearby bog. He dropped his tools and ran to the bog.
There, mired to his waist in black muck, was a terrified boy, screaming and struggling to free himself. Farmer Fleming saved the lad from what could have been a slow and terrifying death.
The next day, a fancy carriage pulled up to the Scotsman's sparse surroundings. An elegantly dressed nobleman stepped out and introduced himself as the father of the boy Farmer Fleming had saved.
'I want to repay you,' said the nobleman. 'You saved my son's life.'
'No, I can't accept payment for what I did,' the Scottish farmer replied waving off the offer. At that moment, the farmer's own son came to the door of the family hovel.
'Is that your son?' the nobleman asked.
'Yes,' the farmer replied proudly.
'I'll make you a deal. Let me provide him with the level of education my own son will enjoy. If the lad is anything like his father, he'll no doubt grow to be a man we both will be proud of.' And that he did.
Farmer Fleming's son attended the very best schools and in time, graduated from St Mary's Hospital Medical School inLondon, and went on to become known throughout the world as the noted
Sir Alexander Fleming, the discoverer of Penicillin.
Years afterward, the same nobleman's son who was saved from the bog was stricken with pneumonia. What saved his life this time? Penicillin.
The name of the nobleman? Lord Randolph Churchill ... His son's name?
Sir Winston Churchill
Someone once said:
What goes around comes around.
Work like you don't need the money.
Love like you've never been hurt.
Dance like nobody's watching.
Sing like nobody's listening
If at all you want to cry
Cry in rain so that no body
Could see.
May there always be work for your hands to do;
May your purse always hold a coin or two;
May the sun always shine on your windowpane;
May a rainbow be certain to follow each rain;
May the hand of a friend always be near you;
May God fill your heart with gladness to cheer you.
And may you be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows you're dead..
If you wish, wish to all. 🙏🏻