Evaluation

A Student who got 0% Marks, was surprised because his all answers were seemingly correct !
Read his answers and have a blast.

Q.1 - In which battle did Tipu Sultan Die ?..

Ans. - In his Last Battle..

Q.2 - Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed?

Ans. - At the Bottom of the Page..

Q.3 - What is the Main Reason for Divorce ?..

Ans. - Marriage..

Q.4 - Ganga Flows in which State ?..

Ans. - Liquid State..

Q.5 - When was Mahatma Gandhi Born ?..

Ans.- On His Birthday..

Q.6 - How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6 People ?..

Ans - By Preparing Mango Shake..!!

Q.7 - India Me saal bhar Sabse Zyada Baraf Kaha Girti Hai...???

Awesome Reply By Student :- "Daaru K Glass Me..."

Q. 8 - Why Hindu Law does not permit Second Marriage...???

Answer :
Indian Constitution - Article 20(2)-says, "No man can be punished twice for same offence"
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Have a nice day with laughing day
(Collected)

Gender of brains

🏪 In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in and said "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news; the only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain Transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the Brain yourselves."

One of the family members asked "how much does a brain cost?"

The doctor quickly responded, "Rs. 50,000 for a male brain, and
Rs. 200 for a Female brain."

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked.

A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled and said "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the Price of the female brains, because they've actually been used.... the male brains are hardly ever used by the owners. So they are as good as new!"

SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!!!

🍻 Cheers to all the Ladies! 😜😝😛😂 

👍👍 Gals rock!! 💃💃
(collected from Aniruddha Rakshit)

Bhaubali III

IS IT A FACT THAT BAHU BALI  IS THAT HUMAN BEING WHO  PUT HIS FOOT FIRST ON THE MOON?THOSE WHO ARE SAYING HAVE A SOLID LOGIC  TOO. ENGLISH BEING THE INTERNATONALLY ACCEPTED LANGUAGE HE ONLY GOT HIS NAME TRANSLATED IN ENGLISH ie ARM (BAHU)STRONG (BALI)!

YES THE AGONY

ANURAG:-HEY WHY ARE YOU SO TIMID AND SILENT TO DAY.
RAJESH:-NOTHING. THAT GIRL SAID YES TO ME.
ANURAG:-CONGRATS MY FRIEND.CELEBRATE.
RAJESH:-NO NO I ASKED THAT GIRL IF SHE HAD ANY BOY FRIEND AND SHE SAID YES.😁😂😃

uimmmmha

Rajesh to his girl friend on mobile phone:-what happened !you have not wished me to night before going to bed ?
G/F:- Oh sorry ummmhha OK!Now fall asleep.I will also fall asleep now.
The G/F  fell asleep  but not Rajesh.He will have to make at least 3 more calls to repeat and listen to the same vocal chord exercise.
Disclaimer:--The reverse is also possible.Its not a one way traffic

ME AND TREE

I had  seen the life from a very close quarter.I had seen it coming to me and loving me in the way I used to love myself.I had seen my life to leave me all on a sudden without any indication.yes I had a knee fall with a strong jerk and felt as if to be  lifeless  but withstood it to  stand on the ground again. Now I stand on the soil and have become like a big banyan tree giving shelter to different colours of birds and  reptiles like snaked,scorpions, chameleons and animals like jackals, fox squirell etc.I endure the painful bites of them but never retaliate as my soul teaches me to behave  with rationality and not with  animality.
I also give shade to tired and hopeless travellers giving them solace and courage.Most of them donot leave me till their problems are solved and come back  to my shade even more than 20 times a day for help and assistance.
Then they slowly  disappear  from my association  in the ordinary course of their lives  and I always take it as a rule rather than exception. 
Maturity is not growing up by your age but it means the time when you start understanding the small things.In this way my soul has become soil; the soil that holds everything.My life has become my mission.Now I am the life of my own and my soul has become the soil which may not be omnipotent or omniscient but omnipresent.
My soul will be beside you always whenever you want at your distress  The so called life taught me so many darker side but had given me enough tolerance and wisdom.Let my entity be merged with my soul till it turns in to "withstand all"soil.
P. S. I have borrowed the entire idea from one of my most intelligent student and a very efficient bank officer. In fact the above is roughly the trandlation of a piece written ny her in bengali.If she agrees I will definitely expose her name who is not a bengali but 1000%more a bengali than any one of us

Customer is king

on board flight of a Foreign Airways,a lady let her child sit on the toilet seat to enable him to ease himself and asked him to sit  there   till she came back to take him back.Meanwhile the child completed his nature's call and left the toilet and went to the other side of the plane.
Ram Babu in the mean time occupied the toilet to relieve him while there was a gentle knock on the toilet door by that lady of the child asking him(under the impression that his child was still inside)"Is it over?Then please open the door.Let me wash you and help you to wear the trouser"
Rambabu was totally amazed and thought about the level of customer service.It reminded him the corporate bye line of the Foreign airways ..-- Every customer is  god to us.our duty is to transform your satisfaction to your delight.

THE ART AND SCIENCE OF BOSS MANAGEMENT

MANAGEMENT LESSON  III

Ek Manager telescope se aasmaan dekh raha tha.

Aasman se ek tara toota.

Tabhi paas khada employee chillaya- "Wah boss kya nishana lagaya hai!!"