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Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe.

5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Mr. Khokan from Kolkata.

Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave.

2000 people leave the room.

Khokan says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try'

Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people may leave.

2000 people leave the room.

Khokan says to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays………. …

Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave.

500 people leave the room.

Khokan says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?' So he stays in the room..

Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Japanese to leave.

498 people leave the room.

Khokan says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of Japanese but what do I have to lose?'

So he stays and finds himself with One other candidate. Everyone else has gone.

Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Japanese, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.'

Calmly, Khokan turns to the other candidate and says,

Bari kothay dada?

The other candidate answers

Rajarhat.
Tomar???
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Jio Bangali....

English has no gramner

It was an
incident of my early college days sometimes in the year of 1972 or 73 when a cricket match was scheduled  by Calcutta university (as far as my knowledge permits)at Eden Garden between England(junior)and  India (junior).The England team was led (captain)by Tony Greig who later became the most dependable player of England cricket Team.Similarly ,the captain of Indian junior team was led by one very talented bengali gentleman(name with held intentioally) but subsequently he could not make his mark.
In any case we the students of of all the colleges under Calcutta university assembled there at Eden Garden.As few of us were nominated to take care of the England players, we were in the dressing room of England to take care of them.Meanwhile Tony came and told us "let's go let me introduce with the Indian captain, we came out went near to the Indian dressing room and went inside the dressing room to inform that England Captain had come.The captain of Indian Team came out and the conversation was reproduced verbatim."who is the captain "Tony asked.Indian counter part replied smartly "yea  I is the captain" Tony  exclaimed "oh you are" and pat came the reply "yeaaa I are!"

4G LESSON FROM A BANKER

A banker is not supposed to be a teacher but I as a banker like to share my experience.
The old saying  goes that you should cut your coat according to your cloth.Similarly I also request you to spend  to the extent you earn.In some exceptional circumstances,You may have to borrow but borrow what you can repay and with a firm time schedule.Never give a false promise to your lender.It is better to beg in a railway station than to default in your commitment A person who can not turn his promise into commitment  is even inferior to a beast either financially or otherwise.Hence promise what you can commit.Choice is yours but consequences  of your choice is not yours.

FEW TIPS TO BE HAPPY

*  If    You    Are    Right    Then     There    is     No    Need    to    Get    Angry ...
*  And    If    You    Are    Wrong    Then    You     Don't     Have    Any    Right    to    Get    Angry.

*   Patience    With  kids     is   Love .....

*  Patience    With    Others    is   Respect.

* Patience     With     Self     is   Confidence   And   Patience   With   GOD   is   Faith.
*   Never    Think    Hard    About    The    PAST ,    It    Brings    Tears...
*   Don't    Think    More    About   The   FUTURE ,   It   Brings   Fear...

*  Live   This   Moment   With   A   Smile ,  It    Brings   Cheer.

*  Every     Test     in    Our    Life   Makes   Us   Bitter   Or   Better .....

   Every   Problem   Comes   To   Make   Us   Or   Break   Us  !

* The      Choice     is       Ours   Whether   We   Become   Victims   Or   Victorious.

*  Beautiful   Things    Are    Not   Always   Good   But   Good  Things   Are   Always   Beautiful ......

*  Do   You   Know    Why    God  Created   Gaps  between  Fingers ?  So     That     Someone ,    Who    is     Special    To    You ,   Comes    And   Fills   Those    Gaps ,   By   Holding   Your   Hand   Forever.

*  " Happiness "   Keeps   You ....  Sweet   But   Being   Sweet   Brings   Happiness.
*And Lastly Patience with wife is called 😊FEAR

Concept of Time

WHAT IS TIME! IT'S ONLY A MENTAL CONCEPT. THE VALUE OF TIME DEPENDS UPON THE PERCEPTION OF EVERY INDIVIDUAL. YOUR JUST 10 MINUTES  MAY BE 10 YEARS FOR OTHER.
WHENEVER YOU ARE EARLY TIME MOVES SLOWLY
WHENEVER YOU ARE LATE TIME MOVES QUICKLY.
SO WHENEVER ANY BODY COMMITS ANY TIME SCHEDULE,DON'T GO BY THE FORM(ie 2 DAYS 7 DAYS ETC) BUT BY THE SUBSTANCE(ie HIS REAL INTENTION).THIS IS VERY MUCH NECESSARY FOR THOSE WHO ARE TRYING TO RECOVER THE LOSS/NPA ASSETS.

CAUGHT BETWEEN THE DEVIL AND DEEP SEA

           THE POOR MEN
IF HE WANTS TO ADMINISTER HIS WIFE;
                      HE IS TORMENTOR/OPPRESSOR!
IF HE DOES NOT DO SO;
              HE IS HENPECKED/ COWARD!
IF HE SPENDS MOST OF THE TIME OUT SIDE HIS HOME;
                    HE IS IRRESPONSIBLE!
IF HE REMAINS IN THE HOME MOST OF THE TIME;
                    HE IS GOOD FOR NOTHING!
IF HE DOES NOT WANT HIS WIFE TO BE EMPLOYED;
                       HE IS JEALOUS!
IF HE ALLOWS HIS WIFE TO BE EMPLOYED;
                  SHAMELESS/COUNTING ON HIS  WIFE'S INCOME!

STORM IN AN EARTHEN TEA CUP

Happiness is a delicate balance between "What I want & What I have". It is an inner joy that can be Sought & Caught BUT can never be Thought & Bought.
Ego thrills and kills too.
  Relationship!

Language

After watching number of Hindi dubbed south Indian movies,I am constrainrd  to believe that all who are living  in entire south India speak with their hands and legs.Hardly they utilise the tongue and leaps to express any thing.And surprisingly there has been no communication gap even though transmitted by different forms of hands and legs.
Conversely look at the Bengali movies (excepting some rare art films) and you may come to a conclusion that persons living in Bengal do not know to move their hands and legs but speak every thing with the help of their lips and tongue  or mouth(some will definitely  agree with this super fine Bengali culture😁).A rasgulla is spitted out with every word.And such method of communication is not only laborious but not effective too.
I want that Pakistan  should be replied with that type of south Indian language  because they understand the same.At the end of the struggle,the Bengali method may be applied to apply balm to their burn

SOUL SEARCHING

ALL OF US BY THIS TIME MUST HAVE REACHED THE SKY OR ARE IN THE PRO CESS OF TOUCHING THE SKY TOMORROW OR DAY AFTER TOMORROW.
DO WE REMEMBER
THE PERSON/S WHO GAVE US THE CONFIDENCE BY TEACHING THAT EVEN SKY COULD BE TOUCHED EASILY BY PLANTING OUR FEET SOLIDLY  ON THE GROUND WHEN WE WERE SCEPTICAL  ABOUT OUR CAPIBILITIES.
EVEN OUTSIDE THE CLASSROOM,WHENEVER WE WERE CONFRONTED WITH PRACTICAL PROBLEMS, WE WERE PRIVILEGED ENOUGH TO HAVE THEIR WISDOM WITHOUT ANY CONSIDERATION.
DEBT OF GRATITUDE CAN NOT BE REPAID EVEN BY BLOOD BUT CAN BE ACKNOWLEDGED.

HOPE AGAINST HOPE

-----Sujith, walked into a bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to his wife who is also a senior officer, at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
Then wife  looked at her husband  and said, "Do you think he will jump?"...
Sujith said, "You know, I bet he will jump."
His wife  replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Sujith placed a Rs. 1000 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as his wife  placed her  money on the bar, the guy on the ledge jumped off the building, falling to his death.
His wife  was very upset, but willingly handed her Rs.1000 to her husband, saying, "Fair is fair. Here's your money."
Suit  replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news, so I knew he would jump."
Then his   replied, "I did too, but didn't think he would do it again."
Sujith took the money without further argument.😁😂

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UNPREDICTIBLE

Life is so Unpredictable!!
When
you have Standards,
People Call it Attitude!  -_-  -_-

When you are Simple,
People try to cheat you!
And

When you Need Someone,
Its the best time for them to play with you..! 
That's Life.!   A journey from log house to logs in the cremation ground.

AS YOU SOW SO YOU REAP

If karma works why are so many corrupt people successful ?

Pls read this story

Once a king ordered his three ministers to take a bag and go to the forest and fill up the bag with fruits.
The first minister thought that since the king has ordered for collection of fruits, he must collect the best of the fruits in the bag.
The second minister thought that since the king is a very busy person, he may not look very thoroughly into the bag what has been collected and hence he collected whatever he could lay his hands. Thus his bag was filled up with a mixture of good and rotten fruits.
The third minister thought that the king would see only externally how big the bag is and hence he just filled up the bag with all dried leaves and dust.
All the three ministers came back to the court with their respective bags, having executed the order of collecting the fruits.
The King, without even seeing what their bags contained, just ordered that now the three ministers must be sent to separate jails for three months, where they will not be provided with any food and they were only allowed to carry the respective bags wherein they had collected the fruits.
The first minister could spend the three months in the jail by eating the very nice fruits he had collected.
The second one could survive for some time with the good fruits in the bag and later he developed diseases by eating the rotten fruits he had collected.
The Third minister had nothing to eat and hence could not survive.
Moral of the story:
From the above story we understand that we have to undergo the consequences of our own activities.
“You will be suffering your own reactions after your karmas, any single karma you perform, you have to suffer for it. Good and bad, everything, you have to have this reaction. No doubt about it.
In Mahabharata, Anushasana Parva, it is said
yathaa dhenu sahasreshu / vatso gachhati maataram
yat ca krtam karma / kartaaram api gachhati
“Amongst thousands of cows, the calf finds its own mother cow. Similarly the results of our past karma (deeds) when fully ripened, will find us without fail.”
The heaven or hell lies in our earth only stretching towards our life cycle only and not beyond.
Not only be good and honest but appear to be so.

PRINCIPLE OF SUCCESS

There was a farmer who grew excellent quality corn.

Every year he won the award for the best grown corn.

One year a newspaper reporter interviewed him and learned something interesting about how he grew it.

The reporter discovered that the farmer shared his seed corn with his neighbors.

“How can you afford to share your best seed corn with your neighbors when they are entering corn in competition with yours each year?” the reporter asked.

“Why sir,” said the farmer, “Didn’t you know? The wind picks up pollen from the ripening corn and swirls it from field to field.

If my neighbours grow inferior corn, cross-pollination will steadily degrade the quality of my corn. If I am to grow good corn, I must help my neighbours grow good corn.”

So it is with our lives...

Enrich the lives of those around you and your life will become beautiful.

...call it a principle of success...

...call it a law of life.

The fact is, none of us truly wins, until we all win!!

FAR FROM THE MADDING CROWD

A Few days ago I had to go to a far distant place in connection with some of my official assingments.By  the time I could wrap up my bag on completion of my work and started back my return  journey, the Autocrat and monocrat of the day turned total red and descended to touch the edge of the blue horizon to mark the end of the day and usher the evening.
After traveling about 25/30kms,suddenly the engine  of the car started emitting a peculiar sound and the car was stopped abruptly.Despite the best effort of my driver,the car did not move even a single inch apparently to coincide with the wishes of my ill luck who had been following me since long with a dog like tenacity.
The place was totally desolate and the entire place was enveloped with deep darkness coupled with the regular and synchronised annotations of the sounds produced by crickets.The somber and serenity of the deep darkness aided suitably by the sounds of the crickets made the place a  mysterious one and I felt an uncanny sensation as if I had been landed to a different planet far from the madding crowd of the modern world.No shops,no house and no light could be spotted by us excepting some vehicles speeding past of us. However after few minutes we could see a blinking red  dot a little far away. Closer scrutiny revealed that some body was smoking cigarette.Both of us ran to him and my driver spoke to him in local language.Fortunately he was the chowkider of an Inspection Bungalow and he agreed to allow us to spend the night in a room.He helped us to push the car nearer to the gate of the Bungalow and opened a room for us and lighted a candle.My watch indicated the time at 7.30PM though it looked like midnight.My driver arranged a torch and went to the car to ascertain if he could fix up the problem.
Meanwhile I was sitting at the Verandah stretching my eyes to the outside darkness thinking Abra ka dabra and went in to the world of fantasy and became philosophical like few fool bongs.Thee flash back of my childhood till recently was played on my mind.It came to my mind that when I was born,I had no name but when I would die ,I would leave behind a name.Hence the journey from nameless to acquisition of a name  and  to leave  the  name at time of exit might be called as life.The journey from log house to logs at cremation ground could be termed as life.When a new baby was born ,he was loved by all and sundry and similarly when he would die ,every body would shower lot of love and praise to him.In between he would have to manage in  any way. No body "in between"could hesitste to hurt ,insult  or  take him for granted  or to ignore him totally as and When  required.He may  regret for the right thing done for the wrong persons in the name of principles of natural justice.He might seek apologies from the super power that for not being able to learn the worldly mathematics and as a result all the figures evaporated one by one leaving few big Zeros for him.The Trial balance of the  life never tallied  but remained dark and hollow as that of the outside darkness.I was recollecting that during my journey of life, I made number of my close friends as my enemies and number of my enimies as my so called friends who true to their of their character left me after their work was done  .   I was thinking about the futility for such madness,mad competition and rat race amongst the madding crowd in the din and bustle of daily routine life especially when all the soldiers along the king and queen would be kept in the same box after the game of chess is over.I thought my self to resign out of all such worldly activities.It could be far more better and safer to depend on self than to depend upon the fickle minded mob.
Just at this time I came back to  my senses at the call of my driver informing me that the car was ready and asked me to come immediately and carefully as the place was supposed to be the breeding grounds of snakes.Within a couple of seconds I found myself inside the car thinking that there is no dearth of snakes either in a serene place like this or modern society  and snakes in the guise of human being could be  the most dangerous whom we used to meet of and on in our daily routine.
Within the next one hour i.e by 9 pm I was back to the din and bustle of the modern life.The pomp and glory out side attracted my attention  and  I found life in it. I felt it is better back to be in the lap of madness and better to be in association with  some pure mad people in as much as they can not pretend and avoid the so called intelligents.It is better being a human than to be a human being.
The story does not end here.After about 3/4 days we visited the place to enjoy the serinity of the place as also to give the chowkidar a reasonable amount for providing us the most needed service.we reached the place and every thing found was in exact order as that of our previous ecperience but could not locate the Bungalow only.on enquiry with the villagers we were told that indeed there was an inspection Bungalow long long timr ago may be about 30 years back.But few extremists  torched  the bungalow at that time to protest against the local government.And the entire bungalow along with one chowkidar was gutted into fire and turned in to Ashes. The reminiscent of the bungalow like foundation, broken and burnt bricks were lying here and there.But we saw even spent some time......Is it a case of Anachronism or hallucination

SOMETHING FROM THE PAGES OF HISTORY AND SOMETHING FROM MY FANTASY

SUBHASH CHANDRA BOSE WON THE CONGRESS PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION AGAINST SRI  SITA RAM PATTAVIYA DESPITE STRONG OPPOSITION OF GANDHIJI AGAINST SUBHASH CHSANDRA BOSE,MR BOSE DID NOT GET ANY COOPERATION FROM GANDHIJI AS HE TOOK THE DEFEAT BY HEART AND ULTIMATELY BOSE WANTED TO LEAVE CONGRESS.GANDHIJI ASKED HIM TO RESIGN FROM THE POST OF PRESIDENT BUT TO REMAIN IN THE PARTY TO HELP HIM SUBHASH BOSE REPLIED SPIRITEDLY THAT WHEN MY PRESENCE AS PRESIDENT COULD NOT MAKE YOU HAPPY AGAINST THE INTEREST OF SOME BODY,HOW COME MY ABSENCE IS GOING TO ALTER THE SITUATION AND GANDHIJI REMAINED SPEECHLESS.GANDHIJI ACKNOWLEDGED HIS ROLE AND CONFERRED HIM THE TITLE  NETAJI SUBSEQUENTLY AND PERHAPS REALISED HIS MISTAKE.  BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT PANDIT  NEHERU WROTE TO BRITISH RAJ  AFTER INDEPENDENCE TO DECLARE BOSE AS WAR  CRIMINAL AND EVEN REPORTEDLY SAID"I WILL BE THE FIRST PERSON TO RECEIVE HIM WITH OPEN SWORDS"NO BOSE NEVER CAME BACK . PERHAPS IN THE FEAR OF PANDIT JI.😊☺
YOU LOOK BACK TO YOUR LIFE YOU WILL FIND LOT OF SIMILAR INCIDENTS BUT AGAINST A DIFFERENT BACK DROP AND YOU HAD TO SWALLOW IT  TO SAIL OBLIVIOUS OF YOUR SELF RSTEEM BUT TO FAN THE SELF ESTEEM  OF THE PERSON YOU LOVE OR COMPELLED TO RESPECT MUCH FOR ANY REASON WHATSOEVER.
BUT JUST THINK THIS SACRIFICE IS WORTH OR NOT. BE INTELLIGENT AND
NOT TO BE DRIVEN BY HEART.

The Test

A mother in law decided to take a test to ascertain as to who among her three son's in law love her much.... so on the 1st day she jumped into a pond and the eldest son in law too jumped in to the pond immediately and saved her.Being very satisfied,she presented  him a car
  2nd day ,she again did the same thing and the 2nd son in law also saved her by jumping in to the pond.And she being very satisfied presented a bike to him
On the 3rd day the same drama was enacted by the mother in law.But the youngest son in law did not jump in to the pond thinking that he would be getting only a bicycle which would not commensurate  his labour and the mother in law expired being drowned. ....
Next day the youngest son in law was presented with a BMW car  but who gave it????????????
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His father in law..