MAMA (METARNAL UNCLE)

MAMA(MATERNAL UNCLE)
Let me share with a real story.My elderbrother was a student of Bidhan chandra Agriculture university and was a very brilliant student. His name was A.S.Bhattacharya.
One day he along with his friends Amrit da  and Dilu da came to the house and sought permission from my parents to take my 2nd brother and me  to the university to attend to the annual general function where Manna Dey,inter alia, would be coming to perform overnight.yes that was ever the spectacular function I had ever attended.Next day it came to an end at about 3 am in the morning and we were allowed to slip in the beds of my elder brother and Amrit Dab perhaps at Dharma put hostel. In any case by 7 am we had to be ready for going back to Howrah station from Kalyani.Lot of young men  was there in the Howrah  bound train.
At kanchrapara station(again I can not recollect the name ) the TT  boarded the train and immediately there was a hilarious shout to the effect "Hey mama(meternal uncle) has coooomeeee "The TT  was a tall fellow with a sound physique and solemn personality never asked for the tickets of those boys but was asking for tickets by pick and choose.ultimately he came to us and demanded tickets which were shown duly by Amrit Da.In the process he asked for one ticket of one young man sitting beside us. In response he simply shouted Mamaaa with a naughty smile on his lips  and there was a wave of laughter in the entire compartment The TT  did not ask for the ticket and went other side.
After about 5 minutes or so he came back to the young man who shouted Mamaaa  and asked him vereey politely" my dear though you called me mana yet I could not recognise you.see I don't have any sister of my own.yes I have two cousin sisters one of whom was married to a pakistani national  zia by name  which was a love marriage and the other I am really sorry to say has become a prifessional call girl in Bombay.So please tell me to which sister you belong to?"
There was pin drop silence in the compartment.