Legality

The professor in an LLB class asked the students as to what they should say while giving an orange to another person!
One student replied "please take this orange"
The professor demanded the answer legal language.The student  then said:--
I Sri Becharan s/o kenaram residing at po and vill Mukundpur in the district of south 24 parganas within the state of West Bengal India do hereby solemnly and in full sense and knowledge  without any undue influence or coercion from any body state that this citrus fruit which is known as orange over which I have absolute ownership is now being given to you in totality along with its peel/skin,juice,segments with little sections, seeds /peeps and white stringy fibrous material called pith unconditionally with an absolute right to you to cut,tearoff,suck or to keep it in fridge in any way that you deem fit either for consumption or otherwise .
I further transfer the right unconditionally to you to gift the same either in full or its different parts detailed as herein above to any other person of your choice.
I further declare and undertake that this orange is free from all litigations or dispute whatsoever in nature and that I will be held responsible for any dispute at a later date regarding my  ownership or otherwise showing my lack of authority to gift the said orange.
Further I declare that I  cease my all rights over that orange details of which has been given in annexe  "A" from now
                 .....Annex A...
.A round type citrus fruit weighing about 176 gms with dark orange in colour from the family Ruthven in sapindales order from Magnoliopsida class and Magnoliophyta division.
(Idea collected in vernacular)