An ideal and imaginary interview scene

During  departmental promotion  time:-
An ideal but imaginary interview scene

😡  chairman of the board: There are 50 bricks on an aeroplane. If u drop 1 outside. How  many are left?

Employee : That's easy, 49.

First board member : What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?

Employee : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge

same board member: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?

Employee : Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge.
The second board member  : It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, who and why?

Employee : Because the deer is in the fridge.

The first board member: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?

Employee : She   crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday
Chairman: Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why?

Employee : Er....I guess she drowned....err...

Chairman: No! She was hit by the brick fallen frm the aeroplane. Thats the problem, you are not focused on your job....You may leave now!!!

Moral: If the management  has decided to screw u, no matter How much u prepare u will be screwed
😜😁😂😝 So don't worry about your review.. Just enjoy ur work😃 and enjoy life....
(Collected and modified to make it relevant for the ensuing promotion process)