BLOOD RELATION

           
My better half as usual was lamenting about her bad luck of being tied to wed lock with me for various reasons.she lamented , inter alia, that her career and future have been doomed for ever because of her marriage with a good for nothing guy like me.I was also nodding my head on both sides in agreement to what she said. Ultimately she came to the conclusion that she would have been much more happier if she would have been married even to a Demon.I cold not bear any more and exclaimed"How come a marriage be solemnised in the same blood relation or within the same family" In no time I am back to my sick bed reeling in unbearable pain. Concluded.
P.S. Friends don't worry.My wife is taking enough care of me applying balm to my burns and wounds, measuring my temperature at regular intervals and sponging to the unhurt portion(notwithstanding very few spaces are left unhurt) I am hopeful to be back on my feet by Monday to mark my attendance to the office.