Monday, 25 April 2016

MARRIAGE FOR SURE


A gentleman dialled the number of Marriage for Sure call centre.He was greeted by a mechanical female voice stating"welcome to Marriage for sure call centre.press 1 for self marriage . press 2 for daughter's  marriage.press 3 for son's marriage.........press 9 to get expert opinion from our Marriage specialist sri Samik santra."The gentleman pressed 9 and Sri Samik Santra came on the line immediately.The gentleman asked him what should I press for  second marriage?.Expert opinion by sri samik Santra instantaneously "press the neck of your existing wife and hold on till death"😈😇😆

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