Tea coffee vs Alcohol

CONFUSED
MY FRIEND WHO IS A SENIOR BANK OFFICER HAD TO ATTEND ONE PRIVATE PARTY TO ENTERTAIN SOME  OFFICIALS.IN THE PROCESS HE HAD TO GULP 3 OR 4 PEGS OF WHISKY  AND WAS LATE TO REACH HOME.IN BETWEEN  HIS WIFE  WAS  WAITING FOR HIM  BY DRINKING TEA OF 3 OR 4 CUPS.
WHEN MY FRIEND CAME  BACK HOME,  HIS  WIFE WAS SO WILD THAT SHE SHOUTED  AT HER   EXTREME  PITCH  AND REFUSED  HER HUSBAND TO ENTER. ALL THROUGHOUT THE FAMILY DRAMA , MY FRIEND WAS AS COOL AS ICE  AND BY WORDS AS SWEET AS VANILA ICE CREAM.
I WAS THERE AT THAT TIME  BEING ATTRACTED BY THE SHOUT AND SOUND.
NOW I AM CONFUSED WHICH ONE IS STRONG TEA OR WHISKY !I FEEL TEA IS MORE INTOXICATING .HENCE DO NOT TAKE TEA AS
IT IS INJURIOUS TO YOUR HEALTH AND MOOD.
THANK GOD MY WIFE DOES  NOT TAKE TEA     😁😂😂