Intelligence at its height

Intelligent Bengali Babu

One skinny bony lanky Bengali gentleman was travelling from chennai to Howrah along with his wife by coromondal express. I was also travelling by that train.Being both of us Bengali and me weak in Hindi and English  we became  friends.However I found that gentleman to be talkative and loud mouthed.Some of his experience is really very difficult to digest and unpalatable.yet I had no other option but to listen
Meanwhile a young well built keralite gentleman along with his wife and two kids boarded the train.
Next morning I was busy with the two naughty but lively kids and gave little attention to that Bengali baboo as I was tired of his cock and bull stories.Perhaps that was not liked by that gentleman.After some time when the train was to enter West  Bengal, that  Bengali gentleman picked up quarrel with that keralite young boy over a very trivial issue.In the process the Bengali gentleman used some unparliamentary language and the keralite young man slapped him hard.Even then the Bengali baboo said how dare you? just slap my daughter and I will see you.The other man was angry but just made a symbolic slap on his daughter and asked Yes what can you do !Even though vanquished the Bengali baboo continued to go on and said OK you slap my wife I will simply kill you. The keralite young man repeated the same and slapped the wife very lightly.The Bengali baboo said let Howrah come I will beat you black and blue.The keralite young man replied cooly we all will get down at kharagpur.The Bengali said OK at kharagpur only  I will pay the price.Ultimarely kharagpur station came and that family got down without any hindrance.
The wife of the Bengali baboo got wild and accused him doing nothing to save the prestige of the family.The Bengali baboo laughs out like a mad and  said what more I can do.If he would have slapt me alone you would have told to everyone to my shame.Now all of us have been slapt and the matter would remain confidential.