Saturday, 23 July 2016

THE SUPER MAN

On the eve of Bawali release shortly Rajani kumar is back....

All new series on Rajnikumar:
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Rajnikumar was shot today... Tomorrow is the bullet`s funeral!
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Rajnikumar killed a terrorist in Pakistan 'via Bluetooth'!
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Rajnikumar can draw a straight line with a compass
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Rajnikumar`s pulse is measured in Richter scale!
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The new Rupee symbol is actually Rajnikumar`s signature!!!
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Rajnikumar has a statue of Madame Tussauds at his house!!
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Rajnikumar is the secret of Boost`s
energy;
and Complan is a Rajnikumar boy!
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Rajnikumar participated in 100m race, obviously he came first, but
Einstein died watching that, since Light came second!!
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Intel's new ad: "Rajnikumar Inside"
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When Alexander Graham Bell first used his telephone, he realized that he already had two missed calls from Rajnikumar
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Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North??? . . Because, Rajnikumar lives in the South and no one has guts to point at south!!!
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The apple which fell on Newton was actually thrown by Rajnikumar!
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An email was sent from Pune to Mumbai, Rajinikumar stopped it in Lonawala!
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Rajnikumar can whistle in 5 different languages!
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Only Rajnikumar knows why Mona Lisa is smiling.
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Rajnikumar is the person in the world who can make his girlfriend admit her mistake!
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Rajnikumar went to the world cooking championship...of course Rajini won. But
guess what did he make in final??? Lal mirchi ki meethi kheer.

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